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Decoding Personal Ads (offensive and insensitive) — Thanks to

April 6, 2006

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Dictionary for Decoding Women’s Personal Ads: 40-ish ………………….. 49. Adventurous ………….. Slept with everyone. Athletic …………………. No breasts Average looking ………. Moooo. Beautiful ……………….. Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure … On medication. Feminist ……………….. Fat Free spirit …………….. Junkie Friendship first ………. Former slut. New-Age ………………. Body hair in the wrong places. Old-Fashioned ………. No BJs. […]