Bush in Hell

Posted on August 26, 2006

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>> * BUSH IN HELL*
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>> * One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies.*
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>> *He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.*
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>> * “I don’t know what to do,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I*
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>> * have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell*
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>> * you what I’m going to do. I’ve got some folks here who weren’t
>> quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take
>> their place.*
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>> * I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.”*
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>> * Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the
>> first room.*
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>> * In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in*
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>> * and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his
>> fate in hell.*
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>> *”No, George said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and I
>> don’t think I could do that all day long.”*
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>> * The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a*
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>> * sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
>> hammer, time after time after time.*
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>> *”No, I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
>> agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,” commented George.*
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>> * The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on*
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>> * the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a*
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>> * spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what
>> she does best.*
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>> * Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, “Yea, I can handle
>> this.”*
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>> * The devil smiled and said “OK, Monica, you’re free to go.”*

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