Browsing All posts tagged under »jokes«

Baltimore joke

February 11, 2006


The Blonde and Nuclear Power

December 20, 2005


Living Will (Thanks to my friend Chris in upstate NY; xposted to )

December 17, 2005


A Living Will A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” His wife got up, unplugged the […]

boobies and willies

November 28, 2005



November 3, 2005


>~Husband wanted~ > > >A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get >married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: > > >HUSBAND WANTED! > >MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70’s), > >MUST NOT BEAT ME, > >MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME > >AND MUST STILL […]


October 16, 2005


Lie Clocks

September 1, 2005


The Clock (Note: This joke is based on Christian afterlife mythology.) A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth […]