Sex in the park is allowed. But show some consideration. Many…

Posted on August 3, 2011

Full text of the sign in a Copenhagen, Denmark park: “Sex in the park is allowed. But show some consideration. Many children institutions use the park. Therefore please avoid: sex in the playground and visible places between 9 am and 4 pm. Loud sex in hiding between 9 am and 4 pm. Remember to: remove semen from the benches after the act. Leave condoms and used napkins in the bin. The city hall of Copenhagen calls for safe sex. Enjoy!(Denmark)”

Audacia Ray points out: “As compared to NYC, where we have just increased prostitution penalties for transactional sex in a school zone. Enjoy!”