How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

2 jokes

> *One day, about a month ago, the president was looking for a call > girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge – a blonde, a > brunette, and a redhead.* > > > * > To the blonde he said, “I am the President of the United States… How > much […]

canoe race

> A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a > canoe race > on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their > peak performance before the race. On the big day the Japanese won by a > mile. > > Afterward, the American team became very discouraged […]

Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University

Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University 1. He only had one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn’t published in a referred journal. 5. Some even doubt He wrote it Himself. 6. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He […]

Baltimore joke

The Blonde and Nuclear Power

Living Will (Thanks to my friend Chris in upstate NY; xposted to )

A Living Will A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” His wife got up, unplugged the […]