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NYC heat wave? Stay home and watch Jewish videos!

July 7, 2010

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

May 19, 2007

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2 jokes

June 17, 2006

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> *One day, about a month ago, the president was looking for a call > girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge – a blonde, a > brunette, and a redhead.* > > > * > To the blonde he said, “I am the President of the United States… How > much […]

history class

April 20, 2006

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It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur,entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. “Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death?’ ” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had […]

canoe race

March 6, 2006

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> A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a > canoe race > on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their > peak performance before the race. On the big day the Japanese won by a > mile. > > Afterward, the American team became very discouraged […]

rerun: Bush joke

February 21, 2006

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George Bush is visiting the Queen of England. He asks her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?” “Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Bush frowns. “But how do I know the people around me […]

Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University

February 19, 2006

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Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University 1. He only had one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn’t published in a referred journal. 5. Some even doubt He wrote it Himself. 6. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He […]